Are You Ready To Have Fun Finding Love?
Ok then...time to buckle up buttercup cuz you're in for the ride of your single life!
Hey Girl,I'm so happy you're here!Are you having fun dating?If you are like most of us, you've experienced the dating shit show - it's CRAAAAZZZYYY out there!It's so different than the old school way of dating.Now you have to deal with...Ghosters!
Catfishers!
Losers!
Cheaters! and...
Users!
OH MY! 🤣🤣🤣You may not find it funny, but if you're going to have any kind of success, you're going to have to stop taking dating so fucking seriously!Listen, I get it. Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt!You are NOT alone!I fumbled around and wasted a shit load of time going on dates with all the wrong men.I was spending 7-10 hours a week sifting through profiles and messaging back and forth and another 5-10 hours doing my hair and makeup and driving out to meet my dates.It began to feel like a part-time job and honestly most of the time I'd leave feeling frustrated!To top it all off, 9 out of the 10 dates I went on were shitty dates.It was annoying AF!I began to feel insecure. “What am I doing wrong?” I began to blame myself.I wanted the pain to STOP!I wanted to feel like I was IN CHARGE and CONFIDENT!But instead I felt hopeless and wanted to give up.Why was it so fucking hard?I realized that I was taking this dating stuff waaaayyyy too seriously!Every date I went on, I'd raise my hopes that maybe just maybe he was 'the ONE'.Then I'd leave the date feeling hopeless of ever finding love.One day I thought... what if I just flip the script? What if I just go one dates and have fun?So I tried it.And guess what???I actually started having fun! 💃🏽I started going on more QUALITY dates!I was magnetizing men left and right!I was going on 4-5 dates a week AND sometimes 2 dates a day.I was on fiiiiaaarrr! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Instead of spending 20 hours a week sifting through profiles, messaging and meeting men, I was only spending 10 hours.I had CRACKED the CODE!Woop-Woop!Now I will say that most dates weren't a match but that didn't matter because I wasn't putting pressure on myself to make this one, "the ONE".I shifted the way I looked at dating and I started to have more fun getting to know the men I met instead of trying to make them 'the ONE'.I gained a few nuggets along the way, and I'll be sharing them with you, maybe you'll find them helpful.I want you to get what YOU want, but feeling like time is running out and running around trying to make every man "the one" isn't going to make it happen any faster.So buckle up buttercup cuz you're in for the ride of your single life!
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Back in da day dating was simple and easy. After my divorce I was shocked by how much the dating world had changed.I was so confused by what men wanted.😩But then I decided...fuck🖕🏼what men want!Instead, I started to focus on what I wanted out of dating and life!And that's when everything changed for me!Grab this free guide to help you you avoid the craziness of the dating shit show and instead have more fun dating!There will be some fun times, some shitty times, but we're gonna do this together, you are NOT alone!Grab a copy or DM me if you have more questions! 👇👇👇
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What up? It's me, Eliza!
Hola Chica! Que Pasa? I'm Eliza Rosales and I make dating fun!I'm a love catalyst, dating coach, storyteller, and self-proclaimed dancing queen.Back in da day dating was simple and easy. After my divorce I was shocked by how much the dating world had changed.I was so confused by what men wanted.😩But then I decided...fuck🖕🏼what men want!Instead, I started to focus on what I wanted out of dating and life!And that's when everything changed for me!And now I want to help you avoid the craziness of the dating shit show and instead have more fun dating!There will be some fun times, some shitty times, but we're gonna do this together, you are NOT alone!Wooop-Wooop! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
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